As I woke this morning, to my workday woes
I rolled out of bed, to put on my clothes
I looked out the window, as I got dressed
I said, “Holy Shit, I am so blessed”
It sat on the ground, after it fell through the air
Insuring my ass, would rest in its chair
Though cold and wet, and only a taste of what’s to come
It has given me license, to act as a bum
A magical beginning, to a restful day
I find no fault, in pissing it away
A prisoner in my home, of this I admit
But not a problem, for one who gives not a shit
As road conditions worsen, and danger is about
I stay at home and pray, the power doesn’t go out
To sit in the dark, would rob all my joys.
Because then what would serve, to power my toys
My computer my TV, and all of these things.
Bring gladness to me, and for this my heart sings
If you have doubt, or think I am bluffing
Just watch as I sit here, and accomplish nothing
Those having fault, with my excitement or bliss
I present my ass, just for you to kiss.
I wish there was a word, that sounded like “Velkum”
So I could close by saying I’m Tom Nardone , and you’re welcome.
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